Slightly Cross-Eyed but Gagging for Anal classic tee

Introducing the 'Slightly Cross-Eyed but Gagging' Ugly Airport Tee.

Reveal your intentions up front, with this ridiculously accurate and direct obscene Ugly Airport Tee.

This is THE T-shirt you need for T-Shirt roulette, Ugly Airport T-Shirt Exchanges, Stag & Hen Parties, Halloween, Freshers T-Shirt Parties, Secret Santa... or merely to where on your first (or third) date.

KissmeQuickCore: Design inspired by the classic handwritten British beach signs, super cool meets ridiculously outrageous. A guaranteed Gag-worthy garment that will be truly treasured and remembered for a very long time! 


The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

DTG print on heavyweight Gildan 5000 T-shirt.

• White is 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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