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Very demure (but I can and will correct your grammar) - Unisex classic tee
Very demure (but I can and will correct your grammar) - Unisex classic tee
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Introducing: The "Very Demure (But I Can and Will Correct Your Grammar)" T-Shirt – For the Polite Grammar Warrior!
Is your inner monologue basically a red pen correcting the world's linguistic crimes? Do you nod politely in conversation while internally screaming "it's you’re, not your"? Then this is the t-shirt that’ll let you be your best, grammatically superior self—while still looking so refined.
Because why settle for silence when you could gently (but firmly) remind people that commas are important and apostrophes do matter? This shirt says, "I’m elegant," but also, "I will absolutely ruin your day over a misused semicolon."
Here’s Why You Need It:
Grammar-Savvy Style: The slogan may be demure, but let’s be real—your passion for punctuation is fierce. Wear it while sipping tea, calmly waiting for your next opportunity to strike with the precision of an Oxford comma.
The Ultimate Silent Flex: You don’t have to say anything. People will read the shirt, pause, and immediately start mentally revising every sentence they’ve ever spoken to you.
Comfort Meets Confidence: Made from luxuriously soft cotton, this t-shirt offers unmatched comfort while you mentally critique every sentence that crosses your path. Who says you can’t be cozy while wielding the mighty power of correct grammar?
Fit for Every Occasion: Wear it to the office, book clubs, or while subtly judging everyone on the internet. This shirt is versatile enough for every situation where bad grammar might be lurking... waiting for your correction.
Perfect For:
The friend who can’t let a dangling participle go uncorrected.
English teachers, editors, or anyone who has literally screamed at a misplaced apostrophe.
People who casually work "whom" into conversation and feel nothing but pride.
This t-shirt comes in every grammatically approved color (black, white, gray) because clarity and style are key. Pair it with jeans, leggings, or whatever makes you feel correct.
Get your "Very Demure (But I Can and Will Correct Your Grammar)" t-shirt today and let the world know that while you're sweet, you have zero tolerance for misplaced modifiers
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Is your inner monologue basically a red pen correcting the world's linguistic crimes? Do you nod politely in conversation while internally screaming "it's you’re, not your"? Then this is the t-shirt that’ll let you be your best, grammatically superior self—while still looking so refined.
Because why settle for silence when you could gently (but firmly) remind people that commas are important and apostrophes do matter? This shirt says, "I’m elegant," but also, "I will absolutely ruin your day over a misused semicolon."
Here’s Why You Need It:
Grammar-Savvy Style: The slogan may be demure, but let’s be real—your passion for punctuation is fierce. Wear it while sipping tea, calmly waiting for your next opportunity to strike with the precision of an Oxford comma.
The Ultimate Silent Flex: You don’t have to say anything. People will read the shirt, pause, and immediately start mentally revising every sentence they’ve ever spoken to you.
Comfort Meets Confidence: Made from luxuriously soft cotton, this t-shirt offers unmatched comfort while you mentally critique every sentence that crosses your path. Who says you can’t be cozy while wielding the mighty power of correct grammar?
Fit for Every Occasion: Wear it to the office, book clubs, or while subtly judging everyone on the internet. This shirt is versatile enough for every situation where bad grammar might be lurking... waiting for your correction.
Perfect For:
The friend who can’t let a dangling participle go uncorrected.
English teachers, editors, or anyone who has literally screamed at a misplaced apostrophe.
People who casually work "whom" into conversation and feel nothing but pride.
This t-shirt comes in every grammatically approved color (black, white, gray) because clarity and style are key. Pair it with jeans, leggings, or whatever makes you feel correct.
Get your "Very Demure (But I Can and Will Correct Your Grammar)" t-shirt today and let the world know that while you're sweet, you have zero tolerance for misplaced modifiers
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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