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Very demure (but I’ll spill tea faster than I drink it) - Unisex classic tee

Very demure (but I’ll spill tea faster than I drink it) - Unisex classic tee

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Ready to upgrade your wardrobe from cute to savage without sacrificing any of that demure charm? Enter the “Very Demure (But I’ll Spill Tea Faster Than I Drink It)” T-shirt! Perfect for those who like to keep it classy… until it’s time to spill all the gossip. This shirt is the ultimate conversation starter (and ender, if the tea is that good). 🍵💅

Designed for those who can hold a secret for a solid two minutes before casually dropping it like it’s hot, this soft, comfy tee is perfect for your daily wear and your daily dose of drama. Whether you're sipping with your besties, throwing side-eye at family dinners, or preparing to spill the piping-hot tea that could ignite an entire group chat, this shirt lets everyone know: you’re demure, but not that demure. 😉

Why You NEED This Shirt:

Wardrobe Winner: It’s versatile enough for a casual brunch, yet shady enough for those "Did she really just say that?" moments. Pair it with jeans, skirts, or a knowing smirk.
Ultimate Gift Material: Got a friend who can’t hold water but looks like they could host a royal tea party? Perfect gift. Sassy sibling? Nailed it. This shirt is the secret sauce to levelling up everyone’s tea-spilling game.
Comfort Meets Sass: Made with buttery-soft fabric, this tee will have you spilling tea and feeling cozy. Plus, it’s perfect for lounging after all that drama leaves you emotionally exhausted.

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Perfect For:

Gifting to that one friend who somehow knows everyone’s business.
Adding a dash of humour (and sass) to your everyday wardrobe.
Wearing to brunch, because let’s be real, that’s where all the tea is spilled anyway.

In short, this T-shirt isn't just an outfit choice—it's a lifestyle. Snag yours now and let the world know you’re very demure... but not for long.

• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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