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Very demure (but my resting face is 100% judgment) Unisex classic tee
Very demure (but my resting face is 100% judgment) Unisex classic tee
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Ready to slay the art of polite shade? Meet your new wardrobe essential: the Very Demure (But My Resting Face is 100% Judgment) T-Shirt. Perfect for the modern human who can hold a teacup with grace, yet raise an eyebrow like a mic drop.
Whether you're silently judging someone's choice of crocs, that one friend's terrible life decisions (again), or simply wondering why people think "reply all" is a good idea, this shirt speaks volumes – without you having to say a single word. It’s like wearing an aura of calm with a dash of Oh, honey, no.
Why You'll Love It:
Subtle Sass: The slogan says "I'm polite," but your face says, "I have thoughts." It’s the perfect balance.
Conversation Starter: Watch as people try to figure out whether you’re truly demure or just mentally critiquing their entire existence. Spoiler: It's the latter.
Supreme Comfort: Crafted from 100% high-quality cotton, it’s soft enough to soothe your inner critic while you silently roast the world around you.
Fit for Every Mood: This t-shirt pairs effortlessly with your resting judgment face and your favorite jeans or leggings. Whether you’re binge-watching with a side of snark or attending yet another unnecessary meeting, this shirt has your vibe covered.
Perfect Gift For:
That friend who pretends to be so sweet but can’t hide their side-eye.
Anyone who has mastered the art of silent, yet scathing, commentary. (Looking at you, introverts with a PhD in social judgment.)
People whose facial expressions are basically a running commentary of human errors.
Available in all the demure colours (like black), because why be loud when your face already says it all? Grab one today and let your wardrobe speak the truths you're too polite to say aloud.
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Whether you're silently judging someone's choice of crocs, that one friend's terrible life decisions (again), or simply wondering why people think "reply all" is a good idea, this shirt speaks volumes – without you having to say a single word. It’s like wearing an aura of calm with a dash of Oh, honey, no.
Why You'll Love It:
Subtle Sass: The slogan says "I'm polite," but your face says, "I have thoughts." It’s the perfect balance.
Conversation Starter: Watch as people try to figure out whether you’re truly demure or just mentally critiquing their entire existence. Spoiler: It's the latter.
Supreme Comfort: Crafted from 100% high-quality cotton, it’s soft enough to soothe your inner critic while you silently roast the world around you.
Fit for Every Mood: This t-shirt pairs effortlessly with your resting judgment face and your favorite jeans or leggings. Whether you’re binge-watching with a side of snark or attending yet another unnecessary meeting, this shirt has your vibe covered.
Perfect Gift For:
That friend who pretends to be so sweet but can’t hide their side-eye.
Anyone who has mastered the art of silent, yet scathing, commentary. (Looking at you, introverts with a PhD in social judgment.)
People whose facial expressions are basically a running commentary of human errors.
Available in all the demure colours (like black), because why be loud when your face already says it all? Grab one today and let your wardrobe speak the truths you're too polite to say aloud.
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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