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Very demure (but my side-eye speaks volumes) Unisex classic tee
Very demure (but my side-eye speaks volumes) Unisex classic tee
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Does your subtle elegance mask a side-eye that could launch a thousand ships—or at least shut down someone's questionable choices? Then this is the t-shirt your inner sass has been waiting for!
You’ve mastered the art of staying composed while your side-eye does the heavy lifting. Whether you're at brunch silently judging avocado toast prices, or at a meeting where yet another bad idea gets floated, your face says “I’m a lady,” but that sly glance says, “Oh, sweetie, really?”
Here’s why you NEED this shirt:
Elegance Meets Eye-Roll: It’s demure, it's refined, but it broadcasts world-class levels of judgment through your side-eye alone.
Comfy Sass Delivery System: Made from ultra-soft, premium cotton, this shirt is like a hug for your body, but a snarky eyebrow raise for your soul.
For Every Occasion: Wear it to passive-aggressively praise Karen’s cupcakes at the office, while sipping wine on the couch with your favorite show, or anywhere you want to remind people that yes, you’re lovely, but no, you’re not impressed.
Relatable AF: Because let’s be honest, no one needs to say they’re giving side-eye—it’s an unspoken language we all understand. And trust us, it says a lot.
Perfect For:
Anyone who can throw shade without uttering a single word (aka you).
People whose eyebrows and eyeballs do more communication than their mouths.
Those with a PhD in Silent Judging—you know who you are.
This shirt comes in all the side-eye-approved colours (black) because, like your glances, subtlety speaks volumes. Pair it with your finest yoga pants, or your sassiest jeans, and you’ve got a look that says “I’m classy, but don’t push me.”
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
You’ve mastered the art of staying composed while your side-eye does the heavy lifting. Whether you're at brunch silently judging avocado toast prices, or at a meeting where yet another bad idea gets floated, your face says “I’m a lady,” but that sly glance says, “Oh, sweetie, really?”
Here’s why you NEED this shirt:
Elegance Meets Eye-Roll: It’s demure, it's refined, but it broadcasts world-class levels of judgment through your side-eye alone.
Comfy Sass Delivery System: Made from ultra-soft, premium cotton, this shirt is like a hug for your body, but a snarky eyebrow raise for your soul.
For Every Occasion: Wear it to passive-aggressively praise Karen’s cupcakes at the office, while sipping wine on the couch with your favorite show, or anywhere you want to remind people that yes, you’re lovely, but no, you’re not impressed.
Relatable AF: Because let’s be honest, no one needs to say they’re giving side-eye—it’s an unspoken language we all understand. And trust us, it says a lot.
Perfect For:
Anyone who can throw shade without uttering a single word (aka you).
People whose eyebrows and eyeballs do more communication than their mouths.
Those with a PhD in Silent Judging—you know who you are.
This shirt comes in all the side-eye-approved colours (black) because, like your glances, subtlety speaks volumes. Pair it with your finest yoga pants, or your sassiest jeans, and you’ve got a look that says “I’m classy, but don’t push me.”
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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